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LiterO'Cola T-Shirt new funny t-shirts
Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents? Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?


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the shocker sayings

 
Shocker Sayings TShirt
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You know 'two in the pink, one in the stink' and 'two in the goo, one in the poo'  but what about 'two in the whiskey, one in the shitsky' or 'two in the pushy, one in the tushy'
 
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the shocker  
Original Shocker Tee
more enjoyable than just plain finger bangin, we present, the shocker. Two in the goo, one in the poo.
 
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borat crazy shirt  
Borat's Sexy Time
new funny t-shirts
My sister is number 4 prostitute in all of kazakhstan. she like to give mouth sex. i like. you like? its nice... bye bye.

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you got ideas for some funny tees? enter you idea in our $150 funny offensive t-shirt idea contest

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ShockerTees Co. T-Shirt
these are the funny tshirts that her gynecologist warned you about. Two in the pink, one in the stink.
 
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wild shirts

 
Motorboatin'
new funny t-shirts
Lock it up!  No, you lock it up!  We locked it up with this wild shirts.  We are all a bunch of motorboatin' sons a bitches and we just had to let the kitty cat out the bag.
 
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Rocker Shocker Spocker

She wants the spocker, you give her the rocker, and your left with a shocker. A crazy t-shirts that reveals the evolution of the shocker.

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I Screw, I Nut, I Bolt

She never saw it coming. Then again, she didn't see me going. Funny shirts that give a new definition to what we call "speed dating"

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we want your shocker funny t-shirts pictures.  you could win $200 just for wearin our crazy t-shirts and takin a crazy pic.  contest info.

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Happy Endings
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I will never forget you Ming Lee. Your grip so firm, skin so soft. Note to self, don't put happy ending massage on moms credit card... again... Now that's the shocker
 
the shocker
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Easy Cavegirl T-Shirt new funny t-shirts
Why does that bother you? ' So easy a cavegirl can do me.' Well, what if it said 'So easy a camel toed wildabeast can do me'?  Well that wouldn't make sense to me.
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MySpace Stalker

im that unknown guy on your friends list who hacked my way into your top 8. since were friends, lets hangout... Crazy tees for crazy people.
 
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60 Percent of the Time
The scent... It burns the nostrils... Brian, I'm not gonna lie, that smells like pure gasoline... A funny t-shirts saying from Anchorman
 

Shocker Tees funny t-shirts designs the craziest and most offensive novelty tshirts available on the net.
If you can find funny t shirts that top our funny shirts than you really need to come out of the closet... ya homo.

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Virgin Fishing Charters
It gets lonely on overnight fishing trips. Nobody to hold your pole or rig your bait. And especially no women to play with your peter.  until now... crazy shirts by shocker tees
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Road Soda

Never leave home with out a road soda. I can see the cop now when he pulls you over in one of these funny vintage t-shirts. Rodney King had it easy.
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Once You Pop

The greatest food slogan ever.  We just changed the food group.  This funny offensive t-shirts will always get you laid but avoid wearing it to chucky cheese.  Unless your into that kinda thing you sick fuck.
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Just Did It

they said to just do it. so we went and did it. now we need a cigarette. One of our funny t-shirt sayings that's gonna get us sued. but fuck that, rape sluts and make fun of gay clubs.
funny t-shirt sayings

Our funny t-shirts clothing line does cross the line...and if ya cant handle it, go back behind line. thats why we are in the
offensive tshirts business. But if you dont like the funny shirts we have here, go back to the livin in a van down by the river.

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World's Proudest Father
new funny t-shirts
Pass out the cigars, you got a little bundle of joy coming.  Wait a sec, that baby looks black! Damnit CRAB MAN!!! A funny t shirts for any father with a sense of humor. 
 
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novely t-shirts  
You're Sofa Kingdom
new funny t-shirts
T-shirts say lots of different crap but a t-shirt that appears to be for a furniture store but at the same time is insulting the person reading the shirt. Did someone say genius?
(aka You're So Fucking Dumb!)
 
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Sober You Up

I threw some pennies in my mouth and stepped out of the vehicle. How does having spare change in your mouth not set off a red light that your plastered? A funny vintage shirts that answers just that question.
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Road Head Shirt
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The road ahead was long, and she longed for the shlong. Fact was, she wasn't worth a Motel 6 and I don't have to return the favor. Funny Shirts
 
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People ask us why a funny t-shirts company would have the balls to call ourselves shocker tees. Well our funny t shirts are not just that... funny. they also aim to shock and be offensive shirts. So next time your giving your woman the shocker or some crazy 2 dollar hooker... take the beer you undoubtedly have in your hand, pour one our for us.

offensive t-shirts  
Abortion for Kids

An offensive t-shirts that doesn't really say whether you are for or against killing babies. But it will bring the inner child outta ya, premature or not.

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Bradenton's Finest
In a city full of drunk crack whores and lazy fat alcoholic rednecks, wear this funny t-shirts around bradenton, and be treated like a king. (the king of the fat lazy redneck crack whores)
 

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Cockbuster Whore Rentals

Skip the trip to the store to pick up your whore. Now you can get them by mail. But getting them in the return box is tough.  Maybe that's why they include the hatchet. Offensive T-Shirts never looked so good.  
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Virgins Are Sluts

once you been with the ho, she always comes back fo mo. these tees keep um cumin back. an offensive t shirts she'll love, and if she don't she might need a little more "experience"
offensive t shirts

the ladies love funny t-shirts... and you know what. your a funny tshirts wearin son of a bitch. if you grow a pair and decide to wear some of our offensive t-shirts than you are the fuckin man.

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