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Happy Endings
I will never forget you Ming Lee.
Your grip so firm, skin so soft. Note to self, don't put happy
ending massage on moms credit card... again... Now that's
the shocker.
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MySpace Stalker
im that unknown guy on your friends list who hacked my way into
your top 8. since were friends, lets hangout...
Crazy tees for crazy people.
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60 Percent of the Time
The scent... It burns the
nostrils... Brian, I'm not gonna lie, that smells like pure
gasoline... A funny t-shirts
saying from Anchorman
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Shocker Tees
funny t-shirts designs the
craziest and most offensive novelty
tshirts available on the net.
If you can find funny t shirts
that top our funny shirts than you
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Virgin Fishing Charters
It gets lonely on overnight fishing
trips. Nobody to hold your pole or rig your bait. And especially
no women to play with your peter. until now...
crazy shirts by shocker
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Road Soda
Never leave home with out a road soda. I can see the cop now
when he pulls you over in one of these
funny vintage t-shirts. Rodney
King had it easy.
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Once You Pop
The greatest food slogan ever. We just changed the food
group. This funny offensive t-shirts
will always get you laid but avoid wearing it to chucky cheese.
Unless your into that kinda thing you sick fuck.
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Just Did
It
they said to just do it. so we went and did it. now we need a
cigarette. One of our funny
t-shirt sayings that's gonna get us sued. but fuck that,
rape sluts and make fun of gay clubs.
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Our
funny t-shirts clothing
line does cross the line...and if ya cant handle it, go back
behind line. thats why we are in the
offensive tshirts business.
But if you dont like the funny
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World's Proudest Father
Pass out the cigars, you got a
little bundle of joy coming. Wait a sec, that baby looks
black! Damnit CRAB MAN!!! A
funny t shirts for any father with a sense of humor.
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You're Sofa Kingdom
T-shirts say lots of different crap but a t-shirt that
appears to be for a furniture store but at the same time is
insulting the person reading the shirt. Did someone say genius?
(aka You're So Fucking Dumb!)
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Sober You Up
I threw some pennies in my mouth and
stepped out of the vehicle. How does having spare change in your
mouth not set off a red light that your plastered? A
funny vintage shirts that answers
just that question.
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Road Head Shirt
The road ahead was long, and she longed for the shlong. Fact
was, she wasn't worth a Motel 6 and I don't have to return the
favor. Funny Shirts
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People ask us why a
funny t-shirts company would
have the balls to call ourselves
shocker tees. Well our funny
t shirts are not just that... funny. they also aim to shock
and be offensive shirts. So next
time your giving your woman
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Abortion for
Kids
An offensive t-shirts
that doesn't really
say whether you are for or against killing babies. But it will
bring the inner child outta ya, premature or not.
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Bradenton's Finest
In a city full of drunk
crack whores and lazy fat alcoholic rednecks, wear this
funny t-shirts around bradenton, and be treated like a king. (the king of the fat lazy
redneck crack whores)
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Cockbuster Whore Rentals
Skip the trip to the
store to pick up your whore. Now you can get them by mail. But
getting them in the return box is tough. Maybe that's why
they include the hatchet.
Offensive T-Shirts never looked so good.
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Virgins Are
Sluts
once you been with the ho, she
always comes back fo mo. these tees keep um cumin
back. an offensive t shirts
she'll love, and if she don't she might need a little more
"experience"
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the ladies love
funny t-shirts... and you know
what. your a funny tshirts
wearin son of a bitch. if you grow a pair and decide to wear some of
our offensive t-shirts than you
are the fuckin man.
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