1 Beer - I'm lookin' for
a hottie fo shottie.
6 Beers - I'm scopin' the spinner that needs a pokin.
12 Beers - I'm feelin any cushion's worth the pushin
Pappy once told me, if you
find a cutie a little too young to get the booty, sleep on it and before
you know it, she'll be an aged beauty. Over-sleep and your cutie will
turn into a fat whore who marries a background dancer.
Our t-shirts are 100% preshrunk 6.1 oz. heavyweight cotton.
