We don't advise giving
this shirt to any father who knows that there kid aint theres.
But what the fuck do we know.
Pass out the cigars, you got a
little bundle of joy coming. Wait a sec, that baby looks
black! Damnit CRAB MAN!!! A funny t shirt for any father with a
sense of humor.
Our t-shirts are 100% preshrunk 6.1 oz. heavyweight cotton.
Available in Small/Medium/Large/ X-Large/XXL(+$3)/3XL(+$5) Contact us
for larger sizes.
Porn will undoubtedly be the next industry that we
branch out into. We will start a new fixation of funny t-shirts
wearing whores and manwhores getting it on. Dont worry, we will cut
the whores funny tshirts so you can see their jugs slapping.